Skull Drilling Douchness - Season 3 Episode 9

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Human Canvas Heat Index:
FLASH CHALLENGE: 10 becuz skullz r so hot right now
ELIMINATION CHALLENGE: 2.2 a pretty bleak line-up but saved by the cute geeky enthusiasm of it all.

End of a budding bromance.

So this episode started out with something pretty incredible. After Andre 3000's being sent packing at the end of the last ep, Kyle had enough of Joshua's continued presence. Over the past couple of challenges, a possible respect and/or friendship seemed to be possibly brewing between Kyle and Joshua; they even won the flash challenge together in the Jaegerflash challenge. But when Miss Priss outlasts the extremely talented Andre 3000, Kyle explodes in a flurry of hand gestures and bleeped-out expletives. Actually everybody was bummed. It was pretty funny to watch. We'd feel bad for Miss Priss if she...er, he wasn't such a douche with an over-inflated estimation of his own talent, charm and penis size.

Bonus points to Kyle for this quote: "Josh, everybody knows that your pin-up looks like butt-ass hell."

Priss sits and takes the abuse. 

It was BLEEPIN' glorious.

Pee Wee's word of the week: Animosity...no that's not right. Consistency. Yes that's it...consistency.

FLASH CHALLENGE!

"This weeks majick word is: Precision! er, Accuracy! um, Attention to detail! Hand me the Necronomithesaurus."

Into the science lab, kiddies.

We thought this was a pretty neat idea, taking a "skull" (were these real?) and carving a li'l design into it to represent the concept of consistency, a word that once again seemed a puzzle to half of the contestants. PRODUCERS! Next season can we have a dictionary on set so that these Einsteins can look this shit up?

Also...did the line producers decide that the show needed more back home drama? We've got Lesbro weeping about her mom. We've got Ta2 BB breaking down and freaking the fuck out. We've got Kyle going on about his shitty mortgage or whatever. We've got the idiot who looks like Cousin It With A Face going on and on about his "nervous condition". Yuck. We've also even got Miss Priss crying. WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL. They could call this goddamn show Tears Master and we'd have a bunch of fucking champs up in this bitch. Jesus.

Back to the actual show...were these skulls real? I mean, seems both funny and sad for somebody to be like, "I'm donating my body to science" and then they get used as a Flash Challenge prop on a basic cable reality television show buried on channel 8,463. Don't get us wrong...if they're real skulls they'd make neat souvenirs, but still...

"I am donating my body to help cure disease... the disease of dreadful reality challenges!"

About Ta2 BB, Miss Priss said, "She's definitely consistently showing that she's having a hard time with this competition." We see what you did there, you devil. This little display of shade did one thing for the show: it let us know that at least ONE artist knows what the word "consistency" means. She may be ugly, but she smart.

Team Handsome's (Joey's) skull blew flaming chunks.

I liked this one, despite the marker (and artist)---Dave

Jersey Jimmy thought he should have won because he busted out the magic marker. LOL

And the winner was Miss Priss. HAHAHA...everybody is just so bummed. The schadenfreude runs strong in this episode so far. Plus it'll be fun to watch Miss Priss blow it now that he thinks he's in a position to run shit.

Obviously the skull of the man who started BME.

Cut to: Lesbro and Cousin It With A Face buttering Miss Priss up, hoping to get on his good side. ATTENTION, IDIOTS! Miss Priss doesn't have a good side. Idiots.

So when it's skull assignin' time, what does Miss Priss do? He gives the worst tattoos to these two idiots. Lots o' laughs on this episode.

Anyways...it's time for the:

ELIMINATION CHALLENGE

"I draw the Batman, dammit. The Batman."

Um...what's with this judge? We know he's a known comic book illustrator...but...um...our gaydar was going off like crazy, and not in a good way. More in that, "OMG that creepy uncle who never shows up for Thanksgiving just tried to touch my weiner," kind of a way.

So the challenge was to tattoo a super villain on some comic book nerd canvas. Pretty cool idea for a challenge, actually, except for the creepy gay uncle guest judge dude.

"You will not remember or ever tell a soul... or I keel your mather!"

Josh is trying to game things by giving artist what they think they'd want...save for the two idiots that tried to work him over. Again: HaHa!

Only LOSERS like DC comics. 

Oh Jersey Jimmy...who the fuck would want a new school Poison Ivy? She just looked like a goddamn forest elf or some shit. BOOOOOOO!

The heat between Miss Priss and Ta2 BB is getting hot, hot, hot. We think they actually want to fuck each other...and we're talking Ta2 BB with a strap on type of stuff. It's fun to watch Ta2 BB bring out her claws, because she seems like a really chill girl, but Miss Priss is such a douche that she just can't abide. U GO GURL! U FUCKIN' GO!

It's also fun (for Daniel, anyway) to watch Banjo Kazooey go after contestants...his mustache blows out like Yosemite Sam's. Giggle.

Flipped that bitch. A dumb, dumb mistake that you would not realize until a hick with a toothpick in his mouth reams your  lesbro man-hole into puss-filled cess-pool. Ouch.

I didn't mean that, don't beat me up, plz.

So it was Lesbro's time to go. Blows to watch you leave, but yeah...it was time. :( WE R SADZ.

She ain't no Eartha Kitt, kittens.

And Team Handsome snatched the win with his snatchy cat woman. Well done Team Handsome.

Yay, Nay, or GAY. Rating the best and worst. ---Dave

Yay: Kyle's Darkseid. Really nice, and as the only Kirby-designed villain, the one I would have wanted to do.

Yay: Joshua's Bane portrait. Anyone who says this isn't "comic-book" hasn't seen one in the last 20 years.

Nay: Jersey's gender-bending Jolly Green Giant.

GAY: Jersey Jimmy's attitude at the critique. He's lucky he's had some wins, Made Rich got sent packing for less disrespect of the subject matter.